vineri, 28 august 2009

Viitorul Romaniei...

Azi dimineata am avut (dez)onoarea de a conversa cu un "specimen" (ca om nu-i pot zice), care pe langa gradul mare de perversitate da dovada, mai e si hot. Da, hot. Hot de parole de mess. A furat cumva parola de la ID-ul varului meu si se da ca el, jignindu-ma pe mine in toate felurile. Cititi si minunati-va de tara in care traim: (am ascuns ID-ul)

secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:01:14 AM): da ce urat ejti
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:01:14 AM): bha
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:01:14 AM): sa moara mata
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:01:16 AM): bha
Tony (8/28/2009 10:02:01 AM): asta a fost un compliment?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:02:05 AM): ma
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:02:14 AM): esti de la tara?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:02:23 AM): unde tiai facut poza in grajd?
Tony (8/28/2009 10:02:29 AM): nu
Tony (8/28/2009 10:02:31 AM): cine esti?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:02:35 AM): oriqm
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:02:37 AM): tot urat esti
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:02:39 AM): sa moara fapta
Tony (8/28/2009 10:02:55 AM): cine esti si cum ai aflat parola de la acest cont?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:03:03 AM): taci mha
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:03:06 AM): daramatule
Tony (8/28/2009 10:03:26 AM): nu o sa ma cobor la nivelul tau. iti cer doar un nume
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:03:39 AM): treci bha
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:03:43 AM): sub curu meu
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:03:49 AM): sa iti infing floci'n gat
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:03:52 AM): flamandule
Tony (8/28/2009 10:04:11 AM): nu o sa reusesti sa ma enervezi.zi-mi doar cine esti
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:04:17 AM): is tactu
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:04:20 AM): multumit?
Tony (8/28/2009 10:04:24 AM): nu
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:04:28 AM): atunci latra'ma
Tony (8/28/2009 10:04:30 AM): doresc sa aflu identitatea ta reala
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:04:30 AM): ogarule
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:04:32 AM): labradorule
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:04:33 AM): =]]
Tony (8/28/2009 10:04:51 AM): cine esti si cum ai intrat pe contul varului meu?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:05:12 AM): asa simplu
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:05:14 AM): te'n iad
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:05:17 AM): de tantalau
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:05:22 AM): va iau fetele'n pla
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:05:28 AM): mha pokemonilor
Tony (8/28/2009 10:06:00 AM): de mine te poti lua, dar nu amesteca nicio fata in ecuatie
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:06:08 AM): adik
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:06:09 AM): mata?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:06:18 AM): reLax k ma iau si de vaginu ei
Tony (8/28/2009 10:06:48 AM): gradul tau de civilizatie ma face sa-mi doresc sa emigrez...
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:07:06 AM): taci bha
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:07:08 AM): dreq
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:07:11 AM): cioara pulii mele
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:07:16 AM): cioban prosT
Tony (8/28/2009 10:07:26 AM): cine zice se simte
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:07:31 AM): mata
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:07:32 AM): :]]
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:07:34 AM): doar stii
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:07:37 AM): knd io bag
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:07:40 AM): andac
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:07:43 AM): o simte
Tony (8/28/2009 10:08:02 AM): prostia ta ma uimeste!
Tony (8/28/2009 10:08:53 AM): si nu, prin sexul feminin nu ma refeream la maicamea, dar daca pe tine atata te duce capul...ce sa-i fac?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:09:08 AM): ce sai faci lu mata?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:09:11 AM): dai o limba
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:09:17 AM): si bagai un ciomag in cur
Tony (8/28/2009 10:09:39 AM): prin ce sa-i fac, ma refeream cu inteligenta ta aia de sub pamant!
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:09:53 AM): taci mha
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:09:55 AM): spartule
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:09:57 AM): treci la sapa
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:10:00 AM): sluga
Tony (8/28/2009 10:10:20 AM): treci tu
Tony (8/28/2009 10:10:24 AM): cum te numesti?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:10:44 AM): taci bha
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:10:45 AM): knd sugi pula
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:10:48 AM): nu mai vorbi
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:10:52 AM): k intra aer
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:10:56 AM): asa k suge
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:10:59 AM): mulge'mi organu
Tony (8/28/2009 10:11:08 AM): poate vrei o castrate ...
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:11:23 AM): poate o vreau p mata
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:11:26 AM): nu teai gandit?
Tony (8/28/2009 10:11:38 AM): nu o sa reusesti sa ma enervezi
Tony (8/28/2009 10:12:13 AM): totusi, inca n-am facut cunostinta
Tony (8/28/2009 10:12:18 AM): cum te numesti?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:12:28 AM): bha
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:12:31 AM): mai intrebat
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:12:37 AM): cum de stiu parola lu varu tau
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:12:38 AM): aham..
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:12:43 AM): vrei sa o aflu p a ta?
Tony (8/28/2009 10:12:57 AM): pe a mea poti s-o afli, ca n-o s-o ti minte
Tony (8/28/2009 10:12:58 AM): !
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:13:22 AM): lol
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:13:23 AM): bha
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:13:24 AM): da intru
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:13:26 AM): si injur
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:13:27 AM): p toti
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:13:30 AM): si ai sa sugi pula
Tony (8/28/2009 10:13:47 AM): daca asta e nivelul tau de existenta, n-am ce-i face
Tony (8/28/2009 10:14:08 AM): am o intrebare, esti cumva iobag?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:14:15 AM): da u
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:14:19 AM): esti cumva olog?
Tony (8/28/2009 10:14:30 AM): ultima data cand am verificat, nu
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:14:43 AM): o sa te calc eu
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:14:48 AM): defapt te leg de tren
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:14:50 AM): si mai vb dupa
Tony (8/28/2009 10:14:56 AM): pot sa trag urmatoarea concluzie: esti cam slab, nu?
Tony (8/28/2009 10:15:21 AM): de obicei, vorbele dure se folosesc pentru a compensa puterea musculara...
Tony (8/28/2009 10:15:39 AM): iar in cazul tau, vorbele dure sunt cam dese si de o amploare maxima
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:15:46 AM): prostule
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:15:48 AM): vorbele astea
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:15:58 AM): se folosesc pt a reduce
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:16:03 AM): nivelul psihic
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:16:08 AM): ce sati zic tie
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:16:17 AM): cioban homosexual
Tony (8/28/2009 10:16:36 AM): exista o  mie de alte metode mai eficiente de a scapa de stres, durere, nervi etc.
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:17:04 AM): lol
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:17:05 AM): bha
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:17:07 AM): dute dreq
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:17:09 AM): te dai mare
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:17:11 AM): filozof
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:17:13 AM): aici cumine
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:17:20 AM): mancamiai pula de natarau
Tony (8/28/2009 10:17:39 AM): mi se pare ca esti un pic cam singur
Tony (8/28/2009 10:17:59 AM): pun pariu ca la spovada stai cate-o ora
Tony (8/28/2009 10:18:28 AM): ps, ce dovada ai tu ca sunt homosexual
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:18:38 AM): da ba ce prost ejti
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:18:41 AM): sa moara mata'n pula
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:18:46 AM): u esti facut
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:18:47 AM): degeaba
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:18:49 AM): nudh
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:18:50 AM): nush*
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:18:54 AM): ^facut din laba
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:18:58 AM): si carat de musca
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:19:02 AM): la pizda la mata
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:19:07 AM): te dreq de obosit
Tony (8/28/2009 10:19:44 AM): doar ca sa stii, nu sunt obosit. am un program de somn suficient de lung pentru a-mi asigura dedublarea astrala si odhnire musculara optima
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:20:03 AM): bine mha
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:20:04 AM): bravo
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:20:06 AM): ai 2 nuci
Tony (8/28/2009 10:20:35 AM): inca raman uimit de IQ-ul tau emotional si scolar... <_<
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:20:45 AM): mulge'mi pula
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:20:47 AM): ratatule
Tony (8/28/2009 10:21:12 AM): ce te face pe tine sa crezi ca aceasta utilizare a cuvintelor este justificata?
Tony (8/28/2009 10:21:16 AM): sau mai pe intelesul tau
Tony (8/28/2009 10:21:22 AM): de ce crezi ca sunt ratat ?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:21:42 AM): nu'ti vezi fata?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:21:50 AM): ce'mi mai trebe alceva
Tony (8/28/2009 10:22:37 AM): corect, cred ca tu nu poti concepe ideea de teste psihologice si boli mintale (desi se pare ca suferi din plin de ele )
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:22:52 AM): bine
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:22:55 AM): decat k tine
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:22:57 AM): pla mea
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:22:58 AM): e mai bine
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:23:02 AM): u ai bolile cu S
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:23:03 AM): fraiere
Tony (8/28/2009 10:23:14 AM): te referi cumva la sifilis?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:23:31 AM): si sida
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:23:33 AM): prostule
Tony (8/28/2009 10:23:57 AM): stiai ca sifilisul a fost adus in europa de columb? sau ca sida nu este o boala incurabila?
Tony (8/28/2009 10:24:05 AM): plus, pentru informatia ta, nu sufar de niciuna
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:24:25 AM): boala
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:24:27 AM): incurabila
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:24:28 AM): te dreq
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:24:30 AM): inca nu se stie
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:24:35 AM): se fac cercetari
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:24:37 AM): da u ce sati cer
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:24:41 AM): crestin prost
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:24:46 AM): te'n morti tai de reptila
Tony (8/28/2009 10:24:55 AM): se vede ca n-ai facut cercetari in domeniu
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:25:01 AM): oriqm
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:25:06 AM): ma doare'n pla
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:25:07 AM): stii?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:25:10 AM): eu knd fut
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:25:14 AM): pun prezervativ
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:25:15 AM): te dreq
Tony (8/28/2009 10:25:24 AM): deci ti-ai inceput viata sexuala?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:25:54 AM): da
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:25:56 AM): cu mata
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:26:06 AM): cu  fix 9 luni inainte sa te nasti
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:26:07 AM): u
Tony (8/28/2009 10:26:40 AM): nici nu cred ca merita sa iti atrag atentia cu privire la greselile gramaticale care le-ai facut pana acum...
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:26:51 AM): dute dreq
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:26:52 AM): mha
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:26:55 AM): strambule
Tony (8/28/2009 10:26:57 AM): cred ca suferi de schizofrenie, sincer
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:26:59 AM): esti asa prost
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:27:01 AM): nush ce sati cer
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:27:04 AM): te'n pula mea
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:27:10 AM): sa te ingrop in coliva
Tony (8/28/2009 10:27:52 AM): acum cred ca inteleg de ce nu vreau sa merg pe la sat, filozofule!
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:28:02 AM): zoofil?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:28:07 AM): aa
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:28:09 AM): filozof
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:28:13 AM): suza'mi somnu
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:28:15 AM): mulge'ma
Tony (8/28/2009 10:28:25 AM): nici sa citesti nu stii, romanule!
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:28:31 AM): te dreq
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:28:33 AM): de pistruiat
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:28:35 AM): vb cam mult
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:28:38 AM): da nu zici nimik
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:28:44 AM): intelegi ceti zic?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:28:48 AM): prostavanule
Tony (8/28/2009 10:29:22 AM): o intrebare: insultarea si injurarea cronica e ereditara in familia ta?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:30:29 AM): e in mata
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:30:31 AM): te dreq
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:30:33 AM): de porc
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:30:37 AM): libidinos
Tony (8/28/2009 10:31:20 AM): nu de alta, dar cred as sugera sa-ti faci urmasi prin fertilizare in vitro, asa se poate scapa de gena aia inainte de concepere...
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:31:46 AM): sami sugi
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:31:47 AM): pula
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:31:52 AM): cu vacabularu tau
Tony (8/28/2009 10:32:23 AM): imi pare rau daca vocabularul meu fundamental iti depaseste capacitatile mintale
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:32:31 AM): hai mulge'ma
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:32:33 AM): si taci
Tony (8/28/2009 10:32:56 AM): imi pare rau, dar eu nu vorbesc, ci scriu !
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:33:14 AM): gura
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:33:17 AM): si nu mai tasta
Tony (8/28/2009 10:33:35 AM): uite ca nu am chef sa ma opresc din tastat, ai o problema anume cu asta?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:33:55 AM): da
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:33:59 AM): pregatesteti gura
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:34:04 AM): k intra pula mea in acctiune
Tony (8/28/2009 10:34:21 AM): esti un pic cam pervers, dar cred ca stiai deja asta...
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:34:31 AM): cu tarfele k tine
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:34:38 AM): tot timpul
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:34:42 AM): travestitule
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:34:46 AM): o arzi in basini
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:34:52 AM): frecamiash pula de fatza ta
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:34:57 AM): pinguin misogin
Tony (8/28/2009 10:35:15 AM): te pot asigura ca nu sunt misogin, iar cu pinguin ai intarziat cateva luni
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:35:30 AM): da prost
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:35:33 AM): tea facut mata
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:35:37 AM): nu te inteleg
Tony (8/28/2009 10:35:57 AM): faptul ca nu ma intelegi nu tine de inteligenta mea, ci a ta (cel putin in cazul de fata...)
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:36:08 AM): cel putin
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:36:13 AM): in cazul mati
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:36:17 AM): knd o calaresc
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:36:20 AM): escaladez p ea
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:36:24 AM): k pe everest
Tony (8/28/2009 10:36:53 AM): nici macar echipament de escaladat nu ai, pot paria pe asta
Tony (8/28/2009 10:37:20 AM): plus, nesimtirea ta nu cunoaste limite... >_>
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:37:40 AM): corect
Tony (8/28/2009 10:38:27 AM): tu ce vrei sa obtii mai exact?
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:38:40 AM): nik
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:38:43 AM): vreau sami treaca
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:38:47 AM): timpu mai repede
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:38:49 AM): si prostii
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:38:52 AM): k tine
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:38:56 AM): ma retzin p loc
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:38:58 AM): asa k jet
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:39:00 AM): dute cu shoot
Tony (8/28/2009 10:39:22 AM): cum vrei. sper sa nu mai am onoarea de a conversa cu tine-n veci. adio
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:39:34 AM): adio
secret_secret(8/28/2009 10:39:38 AM): sa'mi sugi muci
Nu pot descrie prostia asta in cuvinte, asa ca fac o  dedicatie speciala

PS: Spuneti-mi pls ca nu asta e viitorul Romaniei...

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