luni, 2 noiembrie 2009

Mare Ti-e gradina Doamne!

Zilele astea am primit un mail mai 'ciudat'. Se facea ca o tipa pe nume Angela Kipkalya Kone, 22 ani din Kenya e singura mostenitoare a unei averi de 7,2 mil. $ (daca nu ma insel) si nu ii poate primi, pentru ca nu si-a terminat studiile sau ce. A vorbit cu un director de banca si i-a zis ca poate sa-i dea unui om de incredere care sa-i dea ei banii in cont apoi. Mie imi revine 30%. Aproape i-as fi dat crezare, daca nu as fi gasit pe net mail-ul asta si nu ar fi existat anumite greseli:
1. Zice ca provine dintr-o familie poligamista-deci e musulmana, dar imi zice 'God bless you' -salut de crestini.
2. Are o engleza aproape perfecta. Daca excludem ca a scris "I" cu litera mica (ceea ce se mai intampla oricum), e minunat. Ea zice ca e din Kenya si ca are o familie mare (doar e poligamista, nu?). Asadar, cum a invatat asa perfect, mai ales ca femeile sunt mai dezavantajate in familiile musulmane?
3. Ce fel de nume e asta?! Daca nu era si Angela, hai ca mai mergea, dar altfel, nu o cred. Oricum, nu prea sunt musulmani prin Kenia (doar 10%), iar Kipkalya Kone nu imi suna prea arabic...poate ma insel, se poate!
4. De unde si pana unde e un baiat de 14 ani din alta tara de incredere pentru tranzactii financiare cu asemenea sume?! Da-o incolo de treaba! O fi criza si nu prea sunt oameni de incredere, dar taman pe mine m-a gasit...fix, o si cred!
5. Titlul mesajului: "I LOVE YOU," (virgula nu e greseala mea de scriere). Cred ca a pus titlul asta ca sa ma faca sa citesc, dar o afacere asa importanta nu are voie, corect?

Va invit sa citit textul original (nu am avut chef sa-l si traduc: daca nu va descurcati cu engelza, dati un google translate):

Honestly I am glad that you honour my mail,how are you today? My name is Angela Kipkalya Kone,from Kenya 22 years old and a daughter of the former Kenyan road minister late Mr Kipkalya Kones who died on Tuesday 10th June 2008 along the Cessna 210 plane crash which was heading to Kericho in a remote area called Kajong'a, in western Kenya as You can read more on the crash below: Although this mail might comes to you as a surprise because we haven't meet but please consider it as a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humanity,I believe you will look into my listen to the cry and look into consider me to be like your own sister or close friend. Ernestly i am writting this mail with tears and sorrow from my heart due to the condition i find myself after the passing away of my parents of and nothwithstanding the whole tragic feel i was mallested and rejected without any cause simply because my mum had died earlier and we are polygamous family. Thereafter the funeral of my dad,my stepmother and my uncle with their african mentality conspired and sold off my father's properties worth milions of dollar to an italian expertrate and shared the money among themselves living almost nothing for me. One faithful morning as i tried to open my father's briefcase,i found an important documents with which he had deposited some money in my name as the next of kin at the African development bank,Burkina Faso. I travelled down to Burkina Faso to withdraw some of the money but the Bank Director whom I met in person highlited me on my father's instruction to the bank concerning the money and how it should be withdrawn that only on the account that i am married or i should present an honest and worthy trustee who will assist me as a trusty in reclaiming the fund the money will be transfer into his account for an investment as i finish up my education. In my search for a reliable person i have found you,a man i can count on. I believe that you will not betray my trust on you but rather take me as your own sister or close friend because right now i am suffering terrible here in Burkina faso in the refugee camp as i have no body to rescue me from this strange situation in a foreign land i don't. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and iw as convinced that you willl be the true people to rescue me,I have the money confirmed in the bank $7.2 million in their records as unclaimed bill in my father account,i have the death certifictae and the deposit certificate of the fund to stating proof of our geneuity. I shall compensate you with 30% of the whole money in as much as this money is transferred into your account successfully,although it may cost us a little money because everything,but i want you to help me from your heart so that i can come out of this refugee camp. I wait upon your positive response showing your interest and ability carry out this transaction and i shall appreciate your urgent message indicating your willingness to help me with all your mind to achieve this successfully. Thanks and God bless you as i look forward to seeing your reply. Angela Kipkalya.

Ei, ce parere aveti? Ciudata lumea in care traim, nu?

Un comentariu:

  1. Si eu am primit un mail ca as fi castigat la loto:)) sunt chestii frecvente nu le baga in seama, e criza oamenii incearca sa faca bani cum pot si ei...


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